What is it about guys with J names??

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For those of you who know me - you probably know where this is going (that is if you even know this blog exists!).


Why am I so attracted to the letter J? And why after a HALF a year do I even care about the letter J? Damn the J and the remnants of some fabulous chemistry.
I miss the letter J and that makes me want to poke both of my own eyes out with a dull spoon. But "love" is blind, right? Or is "love" just really psychotic and needs to up its meds?


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  1. AmyDecember 10, 2008 at 5:47 AM

    Effing Chemistry is only there to play with our heads. I don't think it's love hon, I think it's those oh so tantalizing pictures he sends you when he's drunk... bahahahaha!

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