I don't know which is worse .. being poor or being poor and having to move

This weekend was moving weekend. But being that I don't have $5 to my name Jan and I had to move my enormous amounts of crap without the aid of movers. Needless to say it sucked. But we got it done and I think Jan will only really lose one arm to some gangrene infection -- and come on Jan ... two arms? Aren't you being a bit selfish there -- one is perfectly ok.

So now I am out of the apartment and into the new house (which is still not finished ...) My new room is about the size of a postage stamp. Which if I look on the bright side means less cleaning ... however, I can see into Jan's room while lounging on my bed. Awkward? I think so. Also, my bathroom is right outside of Jan's bedroom -- meaning my 3 a.m. bathroom runs are not so private anymore. The other night I actually held it as to not wake Jan up with my urination. But I am sensing a whole string of UTI's from improper bladder usage - so maybe Depends or a chamber pot are in order.

It has been about a year since Jan and I lived together -- apparently we are in an "adjustment" phase now.  I am just worried that our adjustment phase will lead to the homicide phase when Jan realizes that I pee way too much at night and she only gets 1 hour of sleep.

It will be interesting to see how this saga plays out ....


Comments

  1. Totally waiting on the poo nug entry.

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  2. I'm voting for depends... Waaaay better than chamber pot (also waaaaay more disturbing in an adult-diaper-fetish sort of way)

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