Where Ever Did the Time Go?

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So all of a sudden it is August. Not too sure how or when that happened. I sadly really have done nothing in the last three months except start a new job. It's pretty cool and we have an office cat. I wonder if the office cat wants to go grab a beer after work sometime.

I did have a date last night, which for Marg is not news, but I think this one might actually call me back and that my friends is BIG news.

I am keeping my fingers crossed but we'll see.

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