This Hermit Crab Needs a Bigger Shell

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So I have been a hermit crab these past few weeks. That is not leaving the house at ALL except for work, school and to obtain the occassional chocolate product. So I feel as if I need a bigger shell -- you know how the creepy little hermit crabs will crawl their nasty little crab bodies into a bigger shell if you put one in the cage with them?? That is what I need. Only I want a shell that comes complete with kick ass wi-fi and a hot pool boy.


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